September 25, 2022

Your esteemed Chairman is currently unable to communicate with his faithful following – I’ll let you speculate about why that might be. He did, however, manage to tap out the cryptic SMS “Jacko… tubies.”
Hmmmm, I thought. Well, it seems that not only did Jackson not have SEX to produce his offspring, but he didn’t even pony up the SPERM. Yes, shocking, I know…
You see, I have a theory about Michael Jackson. Actually it isn’t my theory, but I have adopted it. The kid was a money-making machine as the anchor of the Jackson 5. There are terrible rumors and stories about his father.
If the father is half as bad as people say he is, perhaps it would have occurred to him that he could keep his golden goose productive by arranging to have it castrated…. Everything would make soooo much more sense if that really happened.

Michael Jackson’s ex-wife Debbie Rowe has told an Irish newspaper the Thriller singer is not the biological father of their children Prince Michael Jr and Paris.
The Sunday World quotes Rowe, who was married to Jackson for three years between 1996 and 1999, as saying her eight-year-old son and seven-year-old daughter were both conceived using anonymous semen brought from a sperm bank.
She tells the paper: “Michael knows the truth – that he is not the natural father of Prince Michael Jr and Paris. He has to come clean.
“I have no information whatsoever about the identity of the semen donor for either child as such (semen) was obtained anonymously from a semen bank under an agreement of confidentiality.”

IOL: Debbie Rowe: Michael is not the natural father

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