Will Durst is looking on the bright side of things with the Iraq War. A guy I used to know told me when this thing started that it would be great for other reasons. He said that war widows usually have lots of cash from insurance policies and are easy to pick up because they are lonely, that there would be a lot more jobs available because of all the National Gaurd call ups and casualties, and that dead soldeirs usually left behind cool hotrods that their families would sell cheap because they became symbols of their grief. Obviously, this was cynical tongue in cheek and Will Durst’s benefits are no less. All of this really makes me sick.
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Will Durst finds the bright side to xenophobic genocide
# Baghdad University fraternity expulsions way down.
# Six billion a month we won’t be wasting on pork barrel politics.
# Advances in battlefield medical procedures destined to benefit all of mankind.
# Due to their renewed dedication to killing each other, the Sunnis and Shiites seem much less interested in targeting Americans these days.
# VFW membership rolls are a bull market.
# Grisly footage of dead in Iraq diverts attention from that whole Jack Abramoff thing.
# Every single car bomb explosion means another opportunity for Detroit fleet sales.
# Where tomorrow’s stars of the Cadaver Dog world get first class training today.
# Senseless secular violence has obviously intensified the hold of the truce in Northern Ireland.
# There’s a Burning Man Festival every day of the week.
# When you’re thinking organ donor heaven, we’re talking Iraq.
# Hey, it could be worse. There could be leeches.
# And the final piece of good news coming out of the Iraq… spring has sprung.
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