It turns out that Bokito was actually the one being terrorized by this old Dutch woman! She has been stalking him since he was four months old, apparently, he finally got sick of it and did what he had to do to give her the message to leave him alone. Pretty amazing, gorillas don’t swim, but apparently he learned…but, sadly, it seems the stalker woman didn’t learn anything…
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AMSTERDAM (Reuters) – A 57-year-old Dutch woman who was attacked by a gorilla at a Rotterdam zoo said the ape was still her favorite even though she felt she was going to die when he bit her.
“I go to the zoo almost every day with my husband, and we’re always going to see Bokito. I even have pictures and videos from Berlin when he was only four months old,” the woman told Dutch mass-circulation daily Telegraaf.
“He is and remains my darling,” the paper quoted the woman as saying from her hospital bed, where she is being treated for bite wounds and a broken arm and wrist. The 11-year old male gorilla burst out of its enclosure on Friday and went on a rampage in the zoo’s cafeteria before being recaptured.
“I stood by the small apes in the Africa section when I heard a thud behind me. I turned around and there was Bokito. I had nowhere to go. He gripped me, sat on me with his full weight and began biting me,” the woman told the Telegraaf.
“I could only think ‘O God, I’m going to die, I’m going to die’.”
The Telegraaf said people had since come from across the country to Rotterdam Zoo to see the gorilla.
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