Two New Fukn Contests

I don’t really make any money from this site, but I think I speak for all of us who write for Incredible Fukn.us when I say that I do it for the joy of sharing weird shit with all of you. One thing that would make that more satisfying than it already is would be if you, the reader, were to give us more feedback about the stories that we post and if you, the reader, were to let us know about all the bizzare shit you come across. Some of you already do that, but I want to encourage (in a very modest way) more of that sort of behavior. So in the classic model of reenforcing what we see as positive behavior I am announcing two new contests that will start with the month of July.
1) Comment of the month- The best comment posted by anyone besides Bambi, Bernest, Mink Hippie, myself, or our families will be sent an odd used book selected by me
2) Suggested story of the month- The best story of the month that you send to us (Fukn.us) will be rewarded with some strange thing that I find at a yard sale or thrift store.
Judging will be done by the four of us (Fukn.us) with me as the deciding vote in the case of a hung jury. I’ll pay the postage to get your odd prize to you, so all you have to do is submit comments and stories to us and you might become the proud owner of…..something. (Below are some possible example of the kind of things I am talking about but these are not the actual items.)
chris damitio
chairman of the fukn bored