Now folks, this is all rumour of course, but I have it on not so great authority that Katie Holmes dumped Tom Cruise even though she is pregnant with his baby because Renee Zellweger called her up and told her that her ex, Kenny Chesney, and Tom were doing some Brokeback Mountain bonding. The rumours of Tom being gay have been flying around Hollywood for years, but no one ever mentioned that he liked country! I hear that Tom spends some time looking himself up online, maybe he would like to post a comment about this latest fukn story????
So….
Katie got a call from 
Renee saying that Kenny 
and Tom 
were playing 
gay cowboy and now Katie doesn’t know what to do, because as a young girl she never thought about marrying Tom Cruise if he was gay….
There you have it….
cd
[lightbulb]! It all makes so much SENSE now!
oh like katie didn’t know tom was gay. by the way, I hear that renee (along with Winona Ryder) is a swinging lesbian down here in LA so maybe she and Katie are doing a little bush mountain themselves.