MAXIMONLINE: Air Ball
Sick of mom busting into the crawlspace while you defile yourself to amputee porn? Bask in depraved privacy with a Free Spirit Sphere, a tree house that dangles like a wooden testicle from any forest canopy. Designed to be tied to three different trees for stability, itâll take you and two friends/suckers a day of fun with pulleys, ropes, and a pickup to get the 500-pound, nine-foot-wide Free Spirit in the air. Then itâs just two more days of hard labor to hang the accompanying bridge and spiral staircase, neither of which figures into the orbâs $81,000 price. But for that kind of green you get a waterproof one-room ball with all the amenities of your creepy Uncle Skipâs â72 conversion van: tables, upholstered seating, and a built-in double bed. âAs a fiftysomething male, I like it for meditation and communing with nature,â? says Free Spirit Sphere builder Tom Chudleigh. âBut it works great for getting laid too.â? Even better than your uncleâs ride, since it doesnât smell of urine and old ham. (freespiritspheres.com)
