(There was a guy in the Marines with me who used to poke fun at Christians with the passage about Shem getting Noah drunk and knowing him…he would end it with “Noah got popped in the keester!” lol. ….cd
Sex in the Bible: A Short List
Genesis
1. Behold now, I have two daughters which have not known man; let me, I pray you, bring them out unto you, an do ye to them as is good in your eyes. — 19:8
2. Come, let us make our father drink wine, and we will lie with him, that we may preserve seed of our father — 19:32
3. And they made their father drink wine that night: and the firstborn went in, and lay with her father; and he perceived not when she lay down, nor when she arose — 19:33
4. Behold, I lay yesternight with my father: let us make him drink wine this night also; and go thou in, and lie with him, that we may preserve seed of our father — 19:34
5. And they made their father drink wine that night also: and the younger arose, and lay with him; and he perceived not when she lay down, nor when she arose — 19:35
6. Thus were both the daughters of Lot with child by their father. — 19:36
7. And Rachel said, Therefore he shall lie with thee to night for thy son’s mandrakes. — 30:15
8. Thou must come in unto me; for surely I have hired thee with my son’s mandrakes. And he lay with her that night. — 30:16
9. And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother’s wife, that he spilled it on the ground. — 38:9
Sex in the Bible