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The Shaving Cream Racket
This is great. I’ve been shaving without shaving cream for years. My personal preference is to use some nice natural soap and a boar bristle shaving brush. My skin seems…
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Mystery of the Stateless American
This could prove to be a very interesting story….I’ll keep you updated… cd STOCKHOLM, Sweden – Swedish authorities Saturday were investigating how a man calling himself a “stateless American” ended…
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Prison Sex not Arab and Middle Eastern Porn
I saw today that one of the most searched for items on the internet is Arab and Middle Eastern Porn. Sorry, I’m not going to put up links to Punjabi…
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Phony Doctor's Free Breast Exams. Is that you Bernest?
Okay, just a word of advice ladies…if a man comes to your house, knocks on your door, and offers you a free breast exam….don’t let him in. It might be…
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Huge Pyramid in Bosnia
Of course, this fits perfectly with the prophecy of Shananarmageddon! The second sign is a great hidden pyramid will appear! The first sign…the six legged lamb has already made its…
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Hef gives TV to students watching his film and turns 80
You gotta love Hef! Reflecting on his recent birthday he mused “Maybe to some extent 80 is the new 40, I truly believe that age — if you’re healthy —…
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Middle-aged 'still enjoying sex'
This study seems to be making headlines mostly because it confirms that a lot of older people are still having sex. Well, duh. I’m sure Bernest could have told us…
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Queen celebrates 80th b-day by eating lunch with 99 'exact twins'
For her birthday, the Queen had lunch with 99 other people all born on the exact same day. Is it just me, or is that a little strange? It hasn’t…
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L.A. City Council urged to free zoo elephants | Science Blog
You gotta love Bob Barker…especially when he’s kicking someone’s ass… cd L.A. City Council urged to free zoo elephants | Science Blog L.A. drive time radio listeners will do a…
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Man trades paper clip for house
I thought this was kinda old news until I mentioned it to a few friends who hadn’t heard about it… So, in case you haven’t, here it is. And even…
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What will it take for Tom Cruise to be officially cuckoo??
TOM Cruise yesterday revealed his latest bizarre mission..to eat his new baby’s placenta. Cruise vowed he would tuck in straight after girlfriend Katie Holmes gives birth, saying he thought it…
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Zogby Poll: Nearly Half Of Americans Believe Pot Should Be Regulated Like Alcohol — Majorities In The East And West Coasts Back Legalization – NORML
The people have spoken…but the government continues to ignore what we want. cd Zogby Poll: Nearly Half Of Americans Believe Pot Should Be Regulated Like Alcohol — Majorities In The…
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The Brief Safe
1) I can’t believe this exists and 2) I can’t believe I didn’t think of it (Thanks Chuck!) THE “BRIEF SAFE” – Shomer-Tec Inc. The “Brief Safe” is an innovative…
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Hey, anybody want to sell my grandma's tombstone on ebay?
This makes me ashamed to live in LA. A gallery owner here has been going to Kenya and stealing statues that are the equal to our tombstones from people’s land…
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Iran makes me think of a Flock of Seagulls
There he goes again…I realize it’s a strange topic but he is not a very tall man, I can’t help but wonder if he prefers to be photographed sitting down….I…
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South Park' Creators Skewer Own Network
THe highlight of this article? The call from William Donohue of the “Catholic League” for Parker and Stone to resign out of principle for being censored… “The ultimate hypocrite is…
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Honesty is a Japanese Quality
This proves it. The Japanese are the most honest people on the planet. Think about it…if an American worked as a trashman and found a bag full of cash…would he…
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Sheehan Returns to Protest Near Bush Ranch
B*** just “happens” to have decided to spend Easter at Camp David, after spending every previous Easter during his presidency in Crawford. Sure. Crawford, Texas – Peace activist Cindy Sheehan…
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Fiddling While Darfur Burns – New York Times
It is enormously distressing to watch the sausage-making that passes for the world’s attempt to do something about the carnage in Darfur. The United Nations is still dawdling over plans…
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Tarzan's chimp Cheeta reaches 74
Cheeta the chimpanzee, who appeared in the Tarzan movies, has attended a party to celebrate his 74th birthday. Cheeta is kept by US primate sanctuary owner Dan Westfall, who was…
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218 Trillion Dollar Phone Bill
KUALA LUMPUR, Malaysia – A Malaysian man said he nearly fainted when he recieved a $218 trillion phone bill and was ordered to pay up within 10 days or face…
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Paper Says Lions to Protect Pregnant Jolie's Privacy
WINDHOEK (April 10) – Pregnant Hollywood siren Angelina Jolie and boyfriend Brad Pitt have taken refuge in a remote Namibian game lodge where wild lions will help protect them from…
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Poison plant fuels suicide bids
This is fascinating not only because it highlights how susceptible people can be to suggestion, but also for what it says about the pharmaceutical industry. Sri Lanka can’t afford to…
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Judas Redeemed
  I always suspected that Judas was getting a bad wrap. I mean, he threw away the sheckels and then he hung himself. No wonder he was looking so…
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