HONOLULU, July 15 – Hawaii is once again awash with mainlanders, as summer vacationers delight in its beaches and make themselves feel at home even on distant tropical islands. Breakfast at Starbucks, lunch at Subway, dinner at Red Lobster and a restful night at the Marriott or Hilton. But most visitors soon discover something profoundly…
Oahu Police Seeking Fat Albert and His Gang
I’m not making this up…this is the police sketch from the Star Bulletin. Apparently no one got a good look at Mush Mouth because he had his hat pulled over his face. Rudy allegedly told the kidnappers that they were like “School on Saturday, No Class” and then ran off to do some shoplifting. “The…
Big Island Quake 5.2
Fukn thing woke me up. Glad it wasn’t big enough to send the tsunami they say we are due for. We’re overdue here for a tsunami, a hurricane, and a big fukn quake. If they all hit at once, maybe I can afford to buy property in Hawaii.
Fukin Tofu
Had Chinese dinner in Kaimuki with my friend Lena the other night….When she pointed this out on the menu, I absolutely had to order it. It was actually pretty fukn good. Here is what the actual meal looked like. Damn if I can remember the name of the place…but everything there was heavy on MSG…
Rubber Johnny
Rubber Johnny documents a 16-year-old, inbred mutant’s solitary existence, locked in a pitch-black basement by his ashamed parents. They are TV addict rednecks who occasionally feed Johnny and yell at him for making noise. Johnny’s only company in the basement is his little dog. His dog’s I.Q. far outstrips Johnny’s, who is a completely insane,…
frontline: karl rove — the architect: mastermind: chronology – karl rove's life and political career | PBS
Karl Rove has been pulling dirty political tricks since he was a child…. frontline: karl rove — the architect: mastermind: chronology – karl rove’s life and political career | PBS
Pee Goal : Gizmodo
Pee Goal : Gizmodo Pee Goal TAGS: Household, Toilets peegoal.gifThe Pee Goal includes a nice pitch, a goal, and a ball on a string. You use your penis to push the ball into the goal, apparently. Oh wait. Just re-read it. You use your URINE STREAM to push the ball into the goal. It’s about…
Micro Initiatives Powering Nepal
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General Zhu is not Chicken
Chinese General Threatens Use of A-Bombs if U.S. Intrudes – New York Times BEIJING, Friday, July 15 – China should use nuclear weapons against the United States if the American military intervenes in any conflict over Taiwan, a senior Chinese military official said Thursday. “If the Americans draw their missiles and position-guided ammunition on to…
Puppets Speak for White Band in Pakistan
OneWorld South Asia Home / News / News:Today’s Headlines – Puppets Speak for White Band in Pakistan Puppets Speak for White Band in Pakistan New Delhi Though the scheduled launch of the Global Call to Action Against Poverty’s (G-CAP) White Band campaign was delayed in Pakistan due to torrential rains and thunderstorms, the campaigners more…