Oh my God!!!! This is fukn great! This is a real story!!!! It’s not the Onion, it’s not a joke! This really happened!!!!Jesus Christ, I am rolling on the fukn floor!!! cd WASHINGTON (Reuters) – Vice President Dick Cheney accidentally wounded a companion with shotgun pellets on a weekend quail hunt in Texas, his office…
Important Curbside Recycling Meeting on Oahu Feb 13th
You’ve heard me bitch about the recycling here…or lack of it…if you are on Oahu and can make it to this meeting, be there! cd There will be a VITALLY important meeting Monday Feb. 13, at 9:30 a.m. at Honolulu Hale (City Hall) on curbside recycling. If you and anyone you know can come down…
The Case of the Missing Munchs – New York Times
Longtime Incredible Fukn.us readers may remember the bungled attempt at stealing three reproduction Munchs’ last year…that article made mention of this crime but didn’t go into quite the same detail about the ‘brutality’ the thieves showed in smashing the painting from frames…. I would like to point out that there are actually 2 versions in…
So Long, Dalai Lama: Google Adapts to China
This chilling article shows a little of what the future holds. I arrived in China in 2001. An earthquake hit Seattle as I left. A big earthquake. The thing was, when I arrived, China was trying out its National Firewall for the first time, so there was virtually no news available that wasn’t produced in…
Bush Gets Soldier Beat Up in Waikiki
No further details are available at this time…it’s enough that it happened… Support the troops but not the government and if they want to tell you how great their President is, they probably deserve to be punched. cd Soldier assaulted in argument over Bush Police said an argument over President Bush escalated into a fight…
Fossett Breaks Flight Distance Record
I love these multi millionaire adventure guys…I want to be one…I just need to get my multi millions first… cd MANSTON, England – Adventurer Steve Fossett completed the longest nonstop flight in aviation history Saturday, flying 26,389 miles in about 76 hours, but he had to land early because of mechanical problems. Ground control said…
Woman Carrying Human Head Arrested in Fla.
FORT LAUDERDALE, Fla. – Airport baggage screeners found a human head with teeth, hair and skin in the luggage of a woman who said she intended to ward off evil spirits with it, authorities said Friday. Myrlene Severe, 30, a Haitian-born permanent U.S. resident, was charged Friday with smuggling a human head into the U.S….
Judge won't decide if Jesus Existed
Well folks…I guess we’ll just have to wait and find out when he returns…the Jehovah’s Witness’ assure me that he is coming…soon. cd Judge shelves case over Jesus’ existence An Italian atheist lost his legal crusade against the Catholic Church on Thursday when a judge rejected his attempts to sue a priest for saying that…
Don't Buy Your Sweetie a Blood Diamond
LONDON (Reuters) – Anyone thinking of buying a diamond as a token of their love this Valentine’s Day should pop the crucial question first — is it a conflict gem? Mindful of the diamonds that have for years been smuggled out of war zones across Africa to finance conflict, Amnesty International reminded potential buyers on…
White House Debuts Iraq War Infomercial | The Onion – America's Finest News Source
I love the Onion!!! cd WASHINGTON, DC—In an attempt to gain support among idle and sleepless Americans, the Bush Administration made its case for the continuing war in Iraq in a one-hour paid program that premiered early Tuesday morning. Enlarge ImageWhite House Debuts Iraq War Infomercial The infomercial, cohosted by Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld and…