I guess the military is getting desparate!! Santa Clarita Woman, 78, Asked To Enlist As Marine (AP) SAUGUS, Calif. Sonia Goldstein was flattered by the nice recruiting letter asking her to consider becoming one of “the few, the proud.” But at age 78, she thinks she may be just a little old to enlist in…
About the Viagra….
I dunno which of you spam masters keep sending yours truly the penile levitating offers to my e-mail but let it be known that Bernest Ernstein at the age of 68 is still a hell of a stickman. Ladies? Which leads me to a question. Have ANY of you every purchased something which was offered…
Knots on the Web (Peter Suber)
I find this to be the absolute finest in everything knots. Why would you want this you may ask? Are knots boring? I think not. Explore and behold. I guarantee you’ll be tying something up, tying something to something else or slipping something around your neck within 15 minutes. Bernest Knots on the Web (Peter…
Nigeria to transfer Taylor to Liberia – Yahoo! News
In doing a quick scan of the news before Mink Hippie and I catch our flight, I came across this story. I’m sure she would want Incredible Fukn.us readers to know this latest development in West African politics. On a related note, we caught Ellen Johnson-Sirleaf on C-Span the other night. She is a great…
Strange Weather System Clouds Parts Of Hawaii – Yahoo! News
The weather really has been bizarre lately. There was a big waterspout off of Kaneohe a few days ago. Today there was the tornado. The bizarre mystery winds that blew down poles in Waianae a few weeks ago. And yes, the rain just continues…nearly two months and the wettest winter since 1907. Just so you…
Santorum funneled earmarks, charity money to Philly faith-based group accused of political activity
. I can’t think of Rick Santorum without remembering the use that Dan Savage suggested for the word “santorum…” A faith-based Philadelphia group at the center of a flap over whether tax-exempt religious groups are aiding the re-election campaign of U.S. Sen Rick Santorum has won more than $250,000 in federal grant money pushed for…
Twenty Spring Breaks for you and One More for Fukn.us
Well folks. Hopefully Spring means the rains are going to finally stop here in Hawai’i and that the mainland (and the rest of the world too) will start to have nicer weather. The New York Times had the following story about twenty getaways for Spring Break to shake off the winter doldrums. Any of them…
North Shore surfer survives shark bite – The Honolulu Advertiser
It continues to rain here nonstop. The runoff into the ocean carries “shark food.” Sharks have been spotted all over the place. If that doesn’t stop you from getting in the water, the box jellyfish are also out in force. And a tornado warning has been issued for Lana’i. We’re getting out of here and…
Cindy Sheehan on B***'s use of the word "volunteer"
If they “volunteered” to go get killed, can they unvolunteer? […Bush:] “Ours is an amazing nation where thousands have volunteered to serve our country. They volunteered to – many volunteered after 9/11, knowing full well that their time in the military could put them in harm’s way.” Notice how many times George says a variation…
Anti-gang noise box switched off
A noise nuisance device being used by shopkeepers to deter gangs of youths has been banned at a Newport shop – in case it breaches human rights. The Spar shop in Caerleon Road has been told by Newport Community Safety Partnership (NCSP) not to use it. The device, called a Mosquito, works by emitting a…