It’s a good thing the animal rights lovers didn’t have dinner with me and Mink Hippie on my birthday. She took me to an incredible fukn sushi place that had me select a lobster and then to my surprise they pulled out a cleaver and killed it in front of us, pulled the meat out…
New York Killers, and Those Killed, by Numbers – New York Times
About 70% of murders get solved. Killings are most likely to happen outdoors between 1 and 2 AM.  Mosts murderers and victims know each other, but instances of stranger killings have been slowly increasing for decades. I just love this stuff. Check out the interactive map. The oldest killer was 88; he murdered his…
Snow becomes new Press Secretary
Jon Stewart summed it up on The Daily Show recently just about perfectly. “Imagine, a FOX news reporter telling the public what the administration wants them to hear. Shocking!” cd THE US president George Bush named the newscaster Tony Snow as the new White House press secretary yesterday, in his latest move aimed at shaking…
For bloody shnizzle, my pizzle!
Snoop uses the car company I drive for on occaision. There is a funny story of how he and one of our drivers, an older woman, became pretty good friends while he was visitiing Hawaii for a couple of weeks. When she was escorting him through security she recieved a phone call from her husband…
'Lost' actress opts for jail time over community service
She doesn’t look very sorry, does she? (BTW sorry for the screwed up formatting on my posts this week – I’m in Atlanta and having trouble with this !@#$! computer….) KANE’OHE — Declaring her life an open book, “Lost” actress Michelle Rodriguez admitted she drove drunk and accepted jail time yesterday, but not before detailing…
Police hunt Leone 'killer chimps'
The alpha-male, Bruno, who led the attack threw stones at me when I visted the sanctuary! Of course, the Pakistani UN soldiers that were also visiting were taunting the chimps… Bruno was magnificent and I can’t help but be a little psyched for him that he got some revenge. It’s tough, because if he were…
Experts make flatulence-free bean
Eureka! A method of creating super-nutritious but flatulence-free beans has been developed by scientists. Beans are a cheap and key source of nutrition especially in the developing world, but many people are thought to be put off by anti-social side-effects. A Venezuelan team says fermenting beans with certain friendly bacteria can cut the amount of…
785 Billion Dollars in Estimated Insurance Claims
I was working today as a driver and my last client was a guy that forgot his coat at the airport on the Island of Lanai. They were kind enough to send it to him on the next flight. He was a real joker, one of the funniest things to him was mentioning what great…
Programmer or Serial Killer?
Click here: http://www.malevole.com/mv/misc/killerquiz
Are you subconsciously a racist?
These are tests put together by Harvard that are supposed to test your bias on a subconscious level. Â Check it out! Â https://implicit.harvard.edu/implicit/demo/selectatest.jsp