Because he wants to find out as much about you as possible and to get inside your most personal business, we figured we would offer you the opportunity to show him where the sun don’t shine. I’ve had our skilled craftsmen in the secret Fukn.us labs create the “George W. Bush Buttplug” Bush Plug This…
U.S. eases ban on air travelers carrying liquids
It’s about time. Of course, the screeners are all paid minimum wage and grossly inefficient anyway. Mink and I flew to Kona over the weekend and she got through security with a razor, gel deodorant, sunblock, and bug spray. They even searched her bag once…. cd WASHINGTON (Reuters) – The United States said on Monday…
Light news day…heavy on the Animal stories…
I’m surprised PETA wasn’t making a stink about this gathering… cd NORTH RIDGEVILLE, Ohio – People from as far away New Mexico and the Netherlands were in northern Ohio over the weekend, getting up close and personal with skunks. Skunk owner Jeri Lynn Poling says others may not understand, but skunks make great pets and…
PETA upset at Six Flags roach contest
I hate PETA. It’s not that I think we should treat animals badly, I don’t. I happen to like animals. I just think that the PETA people are a bunch of freaks. They make vegetarians everywhere sound bad….most vegetarians are actually okay. cd GURNEE, Ill. – People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals wants Six…
Ramadan Begins—The Month of Fasting
Ramadan has begun in most of the world. It began with a blast in Baghdad. Although people usually think of Ramadan as a month of fasting, it is also a time of joy and clebration in the Muslim world. The fast is during the daylight hours only and at night firiends and family get together…
Report of bin Laden death unconfirmed: France, Pakistan, US
Tough call. Is he faking his dath? Is someone else faking it? Is this the chance for the U.S. to back off from the war on terror? Any way you look at it, it is an embarrassment for the United States. Five years later and the man sought by the most powerful country in the…
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Clinton raises billions for world issues – Yahoo! News
This is awesome. I will admit that I never voted for Bill Clinton. I’ve never voted for a Democrat or a Republican. I probably never will. If your candidate loses by one vote, you can blame it all on me. The thing is though, if Bill Clinton were to run again, I would vote for…
The Windows of Opportunity
I think this is pretty cool…is that a bunny I see in the Window? cd The Windows of Opportunity
Reflections on our Inner Bush….
A thouroughly enjoyable read from Op-Ed News….I’ve only posted the first section…the whole thing is worth reading… cd Reflections On Our Inner Bush: Corporate Monkeys In Our National House Of Mirrors “On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their hearts’ desire at last, and the White House will…