Could he possibly have been utilizing a Bush Plug?? JERUSALEM — Israel has recalled its ambassador to El Salvador after he was found naked, bound and drunk, according to Israeli media reports confirmed Monday by a government spokeswoman.The longtime diplomat, Tsuriel Raphael, has been removed from his post and the Foreign Ministry has begun searching…
From Osama's Cave
To get the actual Al Quaida Home Enema Kit, the Osama Butt Laden Buttplug, or the George W. Bush Buttplug…just scroll down the page or click on Bushplug above. Or for convenience you can always go to Bushplug.com
Sound Judgment
This bit of news really interests me because it seems some sounds seem to affect me more than they should–as in why do I like this band more than that one, or why do some sounds soothe while others irritate? If this research is correct, I can see it having wild implications down the road….
Improv Everywhere Mission: No Pants 2k7
Improv Everywhere is a group of people that get together and do odd psychological mass psychology pranks…they have multiple missions such as slow motion at Home Depot and cell phones in the library…that you can watch on youtube or at their website. I love this stuff…(thanks Conrad!) cd Improv Everywhere Mission: No Pants 2k7 Our…
Al Quaida Home Enema Kit- Find the Enema at Home!
Are you wondering who the enemy is in the homeland? Chances are that they may be hiding in your colon! Don’t let the bad guys (whether they are imperialists or terrorists) get in the way of your duty any more….it’s time for the Al Quaida Home Enema Kit from Fukn.us First show them the face…
Hap-py Birth-Day Bin-La-Den! Hap-py Birth-day toooooo you! You are now a buttplug!
As a birthday present to celebrate all you have given mankind Osama, I would like to announce that we are going to be making an Osama Buttplug. the “”Osama Butt Laden”. Production will begin in Summer 2007. To pre-order just click on the buy now button below….(for the Classic Bush Butt Plug click here) SPIN…
Alternative Currency Systems
Forbes Magazine came out with its new list of billionaires today. Nearly a thousand of them now. Did you ever wonder if the monetary system is fixed? I mean, if maybe you weren’t using your efforts to your own best advantage? You wouldn’t be alone if you had…in addition to such notables as Adam Smith,…
Greek Cypriots Tear Down Dividing Wall
Greek Cypriots demolished a wall Friday along the boundary that for decades has split Europe’s last divided capital, a dramatic and unannounced gesture that officials hope will promote reconciliation on the Mediterranean island. The wall cuts across Ledra Street, which runs through the heart of the city’s tourist area and is seen as the strongest…
WW III ala 1999
Here is a scenario I came up with for a novel in 1999. I am putting a lot of old columns and ramblings up on the site dating back to the 1990’s. If you have an interest in any of them, they are under the category ‘The Chairman’. Also rolling archives are now gone…if you…
A Handy Food Finding Tip
(Thanks Farid!!!) Here is another tip for getting food: It’s similar to dumpster diving………. Grade school-ers tend to get bag lunches that are half healthy and half junk. The funny thing is that they tend to throw away the good stuff – fruit, carrot sticks, good sandwiches, milk etc and they keep their cookies to…