Here’s another little holiday tidbit for y’all. NPR’s Weekend Edition this morning featured some ultra-bad mom songs.
These included a cacaphonous cover of Paul Anka’s ultra-annoying and arrogant “She’s Having my Baby” by a Pakastani guy going by the name Piranha Man. Check out the link for audio. And just in case you forget Paul Anka’s immortal words…..
Havin’ my baby
What a lovely way of sayin’
How much you love me
Havin’ my baby
What a lovely way of sayin’
What you’re thinkin’ of me
I can see it, face is glowin’
I can see in your eyes
I’m happy you know it
That you’re havin’ my baby
The need inside you
I see it showin’
Whoa, the seed inside ya
Baby, do you feel it growin’
Are you happy you know it
That you’re
Havin’ my baby
Didn’t have to keep it
Wouldn’t put ya through it
You could have swept it from you life
But you wouldn’t do it
No, you wouldn’t do it
And you’re havin’ my baby
Havin’ my baby
Havin’ my baby (havin’ my baby)
What a lovely way of sayin’
How much you love me
Havin’ my baby
(havin’ my baby)