(Thanks Lena)
President Bush, First Lady Laura and Dick Cheney were flying on Air Force One. George looked at Laura, chuckled and said, “You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy.”
 Laura shrugged her shoulders and replied, “I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy.”
 Cheney added, “That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy.”
Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his co-pilot, “Hell, I could throw all of them out of the window and make 56 million people very happy.
Oh, now you’ve done it. Here comes the Secret Service.