Okay…I didn’t post what is below. Those are not my words. But I am cracking the fuck up that someone did. I neither agree, nor disagree. I am just laughing my ass off. Thanks.
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Hi, I’m a Liberal, I Hate America, I Hate our Military, I Hate S.U.V’s
I hate all the states and people that voted for George W. Bush. I hate Christians. I hate Christmas. I hate Southern Americans. I hate authority. I hate rules. I hate responsibilities. I hate to work. I hate not paying high taxes. I hate small government. I hate The F.B.I. I hate all Republicans. I hate the Secret Service. I hate The Patriot Act. I hate white peoples civil rights. I hate GOD. I hate successful people. I hate Iraqi people. I hate Jewish People. I hate children. I hate “Breeders”. I hate World Freedom. I hate the U.S. flag. I hate sports. I hate families. I hate to laugh. I hate White separatist groups. I love The N.A.A.C.P. I love the A.C.L.U. I love the National Lawyers Guild. I love A.N.S.W.E.R. I love The P.L.O. I love The S.L.A. I love ALLAH. I love Al-Qaida. I love E.L.F. I love A.L.F. I love Moveon.org. I love N.I.O.N. I love P.E.T.A. I love Greenpeace. I love Planned Parenthood. I love MS-13. I love The New Black Panthers. I love N.A.M.B.L.A. I love CodePink. I love Communism. I love Socialism. I love Ebonics. I love the welfare system. I love drugs. I love Ward Churchill, Jay Bennish, Ted Kennedy, Arthur Sulzberger, Noam Chomsky, and Markos Moulitsas. I love extra-marital affairs. I love killing babies. I love hate. I appease brutal dictators like Saddam Hussein, Kim Jong iLL, and Hugo Chavez. I love Fidel Castro. My heroes are Karl Marx,Yasser Arafat, Mohammed Atta, Joseph Stalin, Adolph Hitler, Abu Musab Zarqawi and Osama bin Laden. I dress like shit. I have beady eyes. I am malnourished; my diet consists of Top Ramen and coffee. I vandalize cop cars, set fires to buildings and shit on the street when I protest. I live in poverty because I am lazy. I love communism. I fart in public and think it’s normal. I throw red paint on people that wear fur. I am a hedonist. I am a heathen. I am a pariah. I am ignorant, naive and gullible. I am an anarchist; I set fires to SUV dealerships and lumber yards. I love to destruct America, that’s what I’m good at. I love to ruin peoples lives. I will fight for a chickens right to life, but not a human baby. I appease murderers, rapists and child molesters. I am pro-death, unless it’s a terrorist, a murderer, or a chicken. I drive a small, shitty, foreign car. I am a slob. I love Atheism. I think it was fine when Bill Clinton bombed five countries, but when George W. Bush bombs two, after being attacked, he is all of a sudden a warmonger. I am a hypocrite. I say open the borders and let everyone in and give them a driver’s license. I say we legalize drugs, ya know, like Amsterdam where everyone is stoned and addicted. I think it’s horrible that 2,000 brave American soldiers have been murdered by, well ya know, those freedom fighters and I forget that 16,000 Americans are murdered every year, or that 100,000 women are raped every year, or that 50,000,000 people died in W.W. II, or that 3,000 Americans die every day from tobacco & alcohol, or the hundreds of thousands of American babies that are slaughtered every year, or the millions of men,women and children who have or are being butchered by Hussein, aL-Qaida and The Taliban, or the millions of Africans that are starved to death every year. Actually, I don’t give a rats ass that 2,000 Military men & women have been murdered by Muslims, I just say that because I hate George W. Bush and Christians, and to further my own communist agenda. I throw pies at politicians I don’t like. I believe in all conspiracies. I burn American flags. I love communism. I hate Christmas but I love Halloween. I only believe in my free speech, and mine only. I get our troops killed when I use my propaganda on national T.V. just so I can further my own Communist agenda. I have unprotected anal sex, passing my HIV to you and your partner. I AM A LIBERAL. I AM A PIG.
