Category: Oddities

Just when you think that lame airline security isn’t doing anyone any good, it turns out to be helping homeless families and the homeless who want to be hygenic. Support the homeless being hygenic. It’s good for them, it’s good for you, it’s good for everyone. cd EUGENE, Ore. — Toiletries discarded at the airport…

Now in the realm of disgusting acts, this one takes the cake, you have to wonder about the psychology behind how it came about. The Scene: The 3rd floor apartment of a stoned loser. The Cast: Stoned Loser, Fat Chick 1, Fat Chick 2 Stoned Loser: Man, I wish I had some money. I need…

That’s it, if I go to a warzone, I’m getting breast implants first. Who cares if they look funny? cd An Israeli woman’s breast implants saved her life when she was wounded in a Hizbollah rocket attack during Israel’s war with the Lebanese group, a hospital spokesman said Tuesday. Doctors found shrapnel embedded in the…

When I was a kid, our gang of kids used to play a game we called Gnarly Mamas. It was a stupid game. The idea was to go out at night where there were icy roads and stand in the street letting cars get as close to you as possible before diving off the road…

Back after a few days away…in looking at the news this morning, I was surpirsed to see the story below. I added the picture as a more effective and less hate targeted deterrent… cd LONDON (Reuters) – A British woman has been ordered by police to take down a sign on her garden gate which…

I know, I flatter myself by thinking that I have enemies important enough to try to make my life a living hell. Anyway, I say fuck them. Obviously, if you need to email me, you can still email me at chris@fukn.us, but at the moment anyway, the FBI is apparently having a blast reading all…

Thanks to Allison for sending me this photo with the following caption. “This is really unfortunate. Seriously girls, he is taken! ”