Category: Oddities
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Ancient Cave Art = Ancient Graffitti
An analysis of thousands of paintings from the late Pleistocene epoch suggests the graffiti artists back then were likely the same as today—teenage males. Most cave art from 10,000 to…
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U.S. Has Royalty Plan to Give Windfall to Oil Companies – New York Times
What???? This is completely unbelievable and completely true….What the Fuck? cd WASHINGTON, Feb. 13 — The federal government is on the verge of one of the biggest giveaways of oil…
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eBay: DELUXE FUR 100% MINK PENIS MUFFLER W/STAND
The Mink Penis Muffler!!!! eBay: DELUXE FUR 100% MINK PENIS MUFFLER W/STAND RARE ANTIQUE (item 5664217590 end time Feb-13-06 06:32:09 PST) THE JETSTREAM DELUXE FUR PENISMUFFLER 100% REAL MINK, HANDMADE…
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Hunter S. Thompson's Widow Offers Photo
Just about a year after HST blew his brains out in Aspen, his widow is getting ready to offer fans a rare photo download. Personally, I’m still fairly pissed at…
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Cheney accidentally shoots hunting companion
Oh my God!!!! This is fukn great! This is a real story!!!! It’s not the Onion, it’s not a joke! This really happened!!!!Jesus Christ, I am rolling on the fukn…
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The Case of the Missing Munchs – New York Times
Longtime Incredible Fukn.us readers may remember the bungled attempt at stealing three reproduction Munchs’ last year…that article made mention of this crime but didn’t go into quite the same detail…
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So Long, Dalai Lama: Google Adapts to China
This chilling article shows a little of what the future holds. I arrived in China in 2001. An earthquake hit Seattle as I left. A big earthquake. The thing was,…
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The Johnsons and the Shits
I read You Can’t Win for the first time several years ago while I got ready to write “Rough Living: Tips and Tales of a Vagabond” which I originally titled…
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Why I am Happy to be Circumcised.
Nothing against you guys hanging with the extra skin still there…but aside from increased incidence of Thrush (yeast infection) among the uncircumcised man, it turns out that losing that bit…
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Scientists Find 'Lost World' in Indonesia
For a cynical fukr like me, a story like this simply lights up my soul. Imagine…there are still places in the world that haven’t been spoiled…there are still places where…
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Airports' bountiful booty – Yahoo! News
Incredible Fukn.us readers may remember when Mink Hippie posted the links to some TSA ebay auctions last year…here is the mainstream press, finally catching on…. cd Here are links to…
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Iran daily holds contest for Holocaust cartoons
I had no idea the Iranians had such a great sense of humour. Offensive or not, this is a great way to make their point, much better than having outraged…
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2005 Stella Awards
Here they are folks….the TRUE stella awards….enjoy…. cd The TRUE Stella Awards — 2005 Winners by Randy Cassingham Issued 31 January 2006 Unlike the FAKE cases that have been highly…
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Honolulu Zoo's Orangutan Couple on Honeymoon
I’d be happy too if they put me in three million dollar house and never made me work…. It’s about time…. cd The Honolulu Zoo will officially open the new…
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Male monkeys feel the pregnancy gain
Scientists are still watching monkeys to see if they can observe the ‘fat ass, junk food, vote for Bush’ effect, but so far American Homo Sapiens seem to be the…
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Real-life Groundhog Days studied
I am fascinated by all of the things that can go wrong with the brain. This study deals with chronic deja vu, but another related phenomenon that intrigues me is…
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The coconut temple courier service
15,000 coconuts a day and up to 100,000 on festival days!! Amazing what people can do when they make it a priority. How does a temple in India make sure…
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Woman Eats 26 Grilled Cheese Sandwiches
She actually has a training method…and she works at Burger King…. cd Woman Eats 26 Grilled Cheese Sandwiches – Yahoo! News NEW YORK – A 100-pound woman ate 26 grilled…
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Punxsutawney Groundhog Sees His Shadow
Groundhog day is one of those ‘who really gives a shit’ holidays. It is, however, a great movie and a great concept…. It is however, a great movie, and a…
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The Origin of Feces
We all have our own shit to deal with….. cd The Origin of Feces An urban naturalist’s guide to crap By Sarah Godfrey In community meetings and on neighborhood message…
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Bull involves spectators in bullfight..
The bulls are getting smarter…they’ve finally figured out that if you want to make bullfighting less popular, you need to lower attendance…. cd MEXICO CITY (Reuters) – A half-ton bull…
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Japanese Liar Loses Harem (already lost hair)
TOKYO (Reuters) – Police found a stun gun and tear gas Friday at the Tokyo home of a man who said he persuaded 11 younger women to live with him…
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The Funny Man Got the Girl…
TORONTO (Reuters) – When it comes to romance, women prefer someone who tickles their funny bone while men opt for those who catch their eye, according to an international survey…
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Thailand's creepy couple to marry
Now that’s goth…… A Thai woman who set a world record by spending 32 days in a cage with 3,400 scorpions is to marry a man who holds a similarly…
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Hitler Youth Pope Visits Auschwitz on 61st Anniversary
Has everyone else forgotten that this Pope was a member of Bavarian Hitler Youth? They seem to approve of his anti gay, anti woman, semi racist policies. Is this offensive…
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