Gangs are a problem everywhere….. cd GLUE SNIFF MONKEYS A CITY police force is struggling to contain a marauding band of terrifying, glue-sniffing “gangster monkeys”. Wild macaques have been stealing bags of glue from addicts, getting high and launching attacks in Phnom Penh, Cambodia. The crazed beasts have been biting people and stealing laundry. Deputy…
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Anything to do with monkeys
Wal Mart Apologizes for Racism
the thing is, SOMEONE, did this….it wasn’t just a computer error… cd Wal-Mart monkey biz Site ties ‘Apes’ flick to films about blacks By TRACY CONNOR Wal-Mart stirred outrage yesterday when its Web site suggested that shoppers who wanted to buy a “Planet of the Apes” DVD would be interested in biopics of famous black…
Monkeys strike terror among hill farmers
Monkeys strike terror among hill farmers SHIMLA, OCTOBER 27: The new enemy of farmers is fierce, four-legged and, to all intents and purposes, the fulcrum on which the panchayat elections will be fought by the year-end. Less than a fortnight after 1,000 farmers took to the streets of Shimla in protest against the monkey menace…
Orangutan Love…
(I’m happy to say that it looks like my friend Rusti (below right) and his mail order bride Violet (below left) will soon be moving into spacious new quarters at the Honolulu zoo. When I asked Rusti how he felt about it this is what he had to say “The bachelor life wasn’t all it…
Monkeys Pay to See Female Monkey Bottoms
(the part they leave out of this story is that some monkeys spend a lot of time surfing the net for sexy monkey pictures they don’t have to pay for….cd) Monkeys Pay to See Female Monkey Bottoms Monkeys Pay to See Female Monkey Bottoms By Robert Roy Britt LiveScience Senior Writer Would you pay to…
Burning Man, meet Drowning Man | The Register
(I liked this article a lot. A lot of burners may find fault with the authors sentiments, but I find that this article rings true. I will write more about my burning man experience at some point, but for now understand that it was a remarkable experience. Yet, despite that, it did have its flaws….
Gambling Monkeys Compelled by Winner's High
( I don’t know if I want them to cure my gambling addiction…I sort of like it…cd) Gambling Monkeys Compelled by Winner’s High By LiveScience Staff posted: 22 August 2005 01:31 pm ET When given a choice between steady rewards and the chance for more, monkeys will gamble, a new study found. And they’ll keep…
Yahoo! News Photo
Yahoo! News Photo An orang-utan plays on water skis at an event marking 100 days to the Asia-Pacific Economic Cooperation meeting in Pusan, southeast of Seoul, August 10, 2005. The APEC meeting will be held in Pusan in November
Hordes of Monkeys in San Juan
OrlandoSentinel.com: Monkeys threaten San Juan Residents are worried because the primates, once used in research, carry diseases. By Ray Quintanilla | Sentinel Staff Writer Posted July 30, 2005 E-mail this article Printer friendly version Most e-mailed articles TOA BAJA, Puerto Rico — When hordes of monkeys began invading Puerto Rico’s agricultural fields, devastating crops and…
Yo! What up Stumpy!
A zoo official holds a seven-day old Stump-Tailed macaque at the state zoological park in Gauhati, India, Saturday, July 9, 2005. The macaque lost his mother two days ago. Stump-Tailed is one of the rare species macaque in the world. (AP Photo/ Anupam Nath)