Here is a quick update on the Dambulla Monkey deaths in Sri Lanka… cd Colombo: The cause behind the deaths of monkeys that live around the Dambulla ancient rock temple, 125 km north of Colombo is believed to be a viral infection, the veterinary officer of the area Dr. J. M. Senevirathna Banda said to…
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Dambulla monkeys die mysteriously
First the Buddha Boy disappears and now the Dambulla Monkeys are dying…The Sky is Falling! The Sky is Falling! The Sky is Falling!!! cd Sri Lanka, 3 – 16 – 2006: Dambulla monkeys die mysteriously Mar 16, Colombo: Around 100 of the famous monkeys that live around the ancient rock temple of Dambulla have died…
'Hippie Chimps' Fast Disappearing in Congo
This story totally sucks. It’s bad enough that we kill each other. That we use AK-47’s on each other. That we massacre each other. I don’t know why this strikes me as so fucked up…sometimes I wish we would all just disappear from the planet. Imagine a world of french kissing, peaceful, love making Bonobos…….
Like Humans, Monkeys Can be Snobs Too
I can relate…I wish someone would pay me to look at the riffraff..though, I don’t mind watching crazy people dance on city sidewalks and am amused by expletives shouted out in public places…but maybe those people aren’t really rifffaff…. cd ABC News: Like Humans, Monkeys Can be Snobs Too Feb. 28, 2006 — No question…
Sex Pistols: "We're not your monkey and so what?"
The remaining Sex Pistols have turned down an invitation for induction into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame with this note (posted at thefilthandthefury)…. Next to the SEX-PISTOLS rock and roll and that hall of fame is a piss stain. Your museum. Urine in wine. Were not coming. Were not your monkey and so…
Mad Monkey Disease????
Personally, if I had to pluck coconuts for ten years, I’d probably bite the fucker too… cd Monkeys attack masters Monkeys attack masters THEIR monkeys had always been obedient, plucking coconuts for them. But not until when they went berserk and attacked their masters on two separate incidents on Friday and yesterday. In the first…
Honolulu Zoo's Orangutan Couple on Honeymoon
I’d be happy too if they put me in three million dollar house and never made me work…. It’s about time…. cd The Honolulu Zoo will officially open the new exhibit featuring two orangutans. Rusti and Violet are now best of friends after being introduced just a few weeks ago. The two orangutans are enjoying…
Male monkeys feel the pregnancy gain
Scientists are still watching monkeys to see if they can observe the ‘fat ass, junk food, vote for Bush’ effect, but so far American Homo Sapiens seem to be the only species with this peculiar ailment…… Male monkeys feel the pregnancy gain By Clive Cookson Published: February 3 2006 02:00 | Last updated: February 3…
Bill would allow disabled Georgians to keep monkeys as helpers
I almost thought this was a fake story…it’s not. Click on the Helping Hands link to find out more. Isn’t this how the planet of the apes ended up becoming what it became? Before we know it the Statue of Liberty will be all freaky…. cd Bill would allow disabled Georgians to keep monkeys as…