I’d like to offer a few other time honored words of advice that might help make your life better “Don’t worry about it” “Go With the Flow” “Everything Happens for a Reason” “Chill” and finally “if you hate your job, quit” cd The longstanding advice to “sit up straight” has been turned on its head…
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Bernest's tidbit of blather…
Sometimes it takes an asshole to point out a turd. B.E.
Bernest's thought of the moment…
While hindsight is always 20/20, some hindsight is just plain embarrassing.
Have you been wondering how to be a Gothic Lolita?
Then you are in luck. Here are hilariously detailed instructions from WikiHow. [Thanks again, Terry.] It is always a good idea, if you are devoted, to have a Lolita lifestyle. Decorate your room/house in that way, bake/cook, have tea parties and cherish everything that is beautiful. Male gothic lolitas should take steps to fit the…
Living Furniture
Check out their website (link below). This stuff is absolutely magical. If you are lucky enough to be in Australia you could visit…. www.pooktre.com
Obnoxious, drunkard uncle for hire
LONDON (Reuters) – If your romantic fancy leans toward serial embezzlers, self-harming flautists or beardy physicists known as Naughty Lola then you should advertise for a mate in Europe’s biggest-selling literary review magazine. The venerable London Review of Books has published a compendium of the weirdest and funniest advertisements from the eccentric readers who write…
New weapon in battle of the bulge… – Yahoo! News
Thanks, Terry. New weapon in battle of the bulge… – Yahoo! News SYDNEY, Nov 2 (Reuters Life!) – Size really does count, just ask Australian underwear maker AussieBum which has just launched the “Wonderjock” for men who want to look bigger. ADVERTISEMENTSince the launch seven days ago, AussieBum says it has sold 50,000 pairs of…
Officer claims wife put pot in meatballs
I wonder if this excuse would work for anyone else? cd NEW YORK – A detective suspended after testing positive for drugs says his wife served him meatballs spiked with marijuana because she wanted to keep him out of harm’s way by forcing him into retirement. An administrative judge believed him, and recommended this week…
The New Tower of Babel
While I am neither Christian, Muslim, or Jew- I have always appreciated and enjoyed many of the stories of the Old Testament. One that has always held many layers of meaning for me (perhaps in part because of my days as a tarot card reader) is The Tower of Babel. Among other things, the tower…
Blue-eyed men prefer blue-eyed women: researchers
This reminds me of that famous study where a teacher seperated children by eye color. It ended up a few days short of Lord of the Flies. cd OSLO (Reuters) – Blue-eyed men prefer blue-eyed women, apparently because eye color can help reveal whether their partner has been faithful, researchers said on Monday. “Before you…