BLOCK PARTY It’s great to live in a community that likes to get together with their friends and neighbors. Block party is a great idea….that’s been ruined by people out to gain political kudos. As I walked around downtown during the free portion of the event, I couldn’t help noticing there were 12 cops within…
Category: Antichrist 2020
How to Stop a Tank
MORE BITCHING Rock the vote…they say. What’s the point when the system is so locked into a basic premise that is so incredibly wrong. The big problem is that I don’t feel my government is evil, just misguided. Somewhere along the way from the days of aristocracy and peasants, the peasants bought into the aristocracies…
Race Relations
NATIVE RIGHTS, RACE RELATIONS, AND WEALTH DISCRIMINATION I don’t give a damn what anyone says Irishmen, Germans, and Chinese are every bit as good as Africans and Englishmen. What do you think about the Macah getting their whale? I’m sick of hearing a bunch of whining white people crying about the environment. I’m sure if…
some real problems
SOME REAL PROBLEMS!!! Sometimes with the war, Y2K, the stock market rising and falling, insanity seeming to rule world politics, and the Lynden Fair….it’s easy to forget about the simple things we have already lost to our Frankenstein. 1 Think about cars for a second, they have enabled us to remain in an artificial world…
There are Billions of Chinese
THERE ARE BILLIONS OF CHINESE!!! The CIA bombed the Chinese embassy on purpose. The Chinese have embarrassed our government repeatedly in the past few years. They have walked into top secret labrotories and carried off the neutron bomb and better propulsion and guidance systems for their missiles. That’s technology above and beyond what we’ve given…
Hatemail
HATEMAIL…KEEP IT COMING Here are a few of the most interesting or personally offensive hatemails of the past few weeks…oh and one completely self serving one…thanks. BM You are such self righteous schmuck. Do you really think you have the right to spout your left wing propaganda with no repurcusions? You were probably kicked out…
A Notice to All Young Men
A NOTICE TO ALL YOUNG MEN Russia is drafting young men. Who are all those young men going to fight? Maybe they are going to fight you! That’s right. The military is hard pressed to fight two air wars and maintain worldwide bases. There is good news though. For the first time in recent history…
How to Throw a Handgrenade
Y2K/ WWIII WEOPON TIP #1 The world is quickly heading to hell in a hand basket. I find myself prepared for whatever should come my way. Truly. I am trained by one of the worlds foremost military forces. My mother trained my siblings and I to be world class outdoor survivalists. I’m familiar with several…
The Barracks in Fairhaven
THE BARRACKS AND FAIRHAVEN by Chris Damitio The whole housing thing in Fairhaven is somewhat chaotic right now. Sherry Jubilo is still sitting in the Barracks, waiting for bulldozers to come in and tear em down. She turned down $10,500 to move out of a building she was renting. That confused me and a lot…
Bellinghamblin Man #1
Bellinghamblin Man by Chris Damitio Okay, here is what you overwhelmingly asked for. Bellinghamblin’ Man. I like it, and it sounds like most of you do too. Other suggestions included “Hamster Beat” ( too close to Hamster, one of our local ‘zines), Yo Mama, and Meattime ( I can’t really explain that one). Surprisingly, quite…