Just when life is getting hectic for all of fukn.us, we have a new addition to our family of bloggers. It is my great pleasure to introduce you to Bambi. Bambi Gidgemonic is a tender little rainforest activist that loves hiking, watching for fires, and eating tender foliage. She can be found cruising Hollywood with…
Category: Antichrist 2020
It's the site of the living dead, as cult films hit Web | CNET News.com
Wow…Busy Day! Mink Hippie flew to Seattle for a conference and yours truly went through the final stages of becoming a TV Gameshow Host….I’ll give you more details when I have them…Meanwhile, Bernest Ernstein is still MIA and S-Dog is juxtaposing philosophies to create a personal religion…Hopefully, we will all have more details for you…
Cheerleader keeps cheering with broken neck
Saw this on the news last night and it was a little creepy. This cheerleader took a 15 foot fall and broke her neck and while strapped to the stretcher she kept cheering. It was kind of like watching a broken windup doll that was still trying to move. She’s doing OK, so I don’t…
Aborigine singer 'left for dead'
People suck sometimes. An investigation has been launched after a prominent Aboriginal woman in Australia was left for dead after collapsing at a busy city bus stop. Singer Delmae Barton, 62, says she lay for more than five hours in a pool of her own vomit after suffering a suspected stroke or diabetes attack. Her…
African Musician Ali Farka Toure Dies
If you don’t know who Ali Farka Toure was or haven’t heard his music…you need to…The world can certainly be a better place and music is a good place to begin. Ali Farka Toure knew this.. cd BAMAKO, Mali – Two-time Grammy Award winner Ali Farka Toure, one of Africa’s most famous performers, died Tuesday…
The Iditarod Trail Sled Dog Race
I remember the first time I heard of the Iditarod and Susan Butcher back in the 80’s. I dreamed of mushing my own team across the tundra – wearing a Chanel parka with internal climate control… Today is Day 2 of the 2006 Iditarod. Here is the official Iditarod website. See updated photos of the…
INCREDIBLE FUKN US ESSAY CONTEST—FABULOUS PRIZES! NO ENTRY FEE!
INCREDIBLE FUKN US ESSAY CONTEST—FABULOUS PRIZES! NO ENTRY FEE! I am proud to announce on the spur of the moment THE INCREDIBLE FUKN US essay contest. The winner will win a gift certificate for $100 to Fuknbooks.com. Second Prize will be a copy of Rough Living: An Urban Survival Manual (signed by yours truly), and…
Simpsons 'trump' First Amendment
The right to own a pet??? Never ceases to amaze me how dense people can be. For the record, the rights are – speech, religion, press, assembly and petition for redress of grievances. Americans know more about The Simpsons TV show than the US Constitution’s First Amendment, an opinion poll says. Only one in four…
Dashing hopes of another Apple Dumpling Gang sequel, Knotts dies at 81
Admit it – you remember and loved the stupid Apple Dumpling Gang…. US actor Don Knotts, who won five Emmys for playing a bumbling deputy sheriff in comedy The Andy Griffith Show, has died in a Los Angeles hospital aged 81. Knotts won over millions of fans as Deputy Barney Fife in the hugely popular…
Sudan man forced to 'marry' goat
A Sudanese man has been forced to take a goat as his “wife”, after he was caught having sex with the animal. The goat’s owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat and took him to a council of elders. They ordered the man, Mr Tombe, to pay a dowry of 15,000…