Author: CD Damitio
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The Real Batman? or is it Captain Americus?
AMERICUS, Ga. – So many bats have infested the town’s historic district that the sky turns black with each sunset and the neighborhood is calling on Batman to come to…
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Something for my Mom to think about….
My Mom is a very sweet woman, but she used to embarras the fuck out of us by hugging strangers. She would hug old people in the grocery store, on…
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Don't Arrest Him, Hire Him!!!!
He obviously wants to be a bus driver. Get this kid in the program! cd FERN PARK, Fla. – A 15-year-old boy stole a bus, drove it along a public…
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U.S. Jobs Shape Condoms’ Role in Foreign Aid – New York Times
Great NYT article on the big business of foreign aid. EUFAULA, Alabama — Here in this courtly, antebellum town, Alabama’s condom production has survived an onslaught of Asian competition, thanks…
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Boing Boing: Bush legalizes martial law — what Constitution?
This was on Boing Boing this morning. Scary. Never mind Halloween, this is really scary! cd Boing Boing: Bush legalizes martial law — what Constitution? Bush legalizes martial law —…
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Housing Bubble Bursts….Market is Flooded
It seems that the housing bubble has finally burst. This may just be the first leak. Are you going to be a dutch boy with his finger in the dyke?…
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Trouble On The Horizon For Faking Pentecostals?
A “Tower of Babel” device that gives the illusion of being bilingual is being developed by US scientists. Users simply have to silently mouth a word in their own language…
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Could "RDB Phenomenon" occur in US?
The Chairman and I had the good fortune to attend a screening of Rang de Basanti last evening at the Honolulu International Film Festival. Rang de Basanti (Hindi for ‘color…
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Hospitals Try Free Basic Care for Uninsured – New York Times
About time! It isn’t rocket science that an investment in preventitive care saves millions of healthcare dollars down the road, but getting ANYONE anywhere to budget money for something…
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Montana principal returns after 'wedgie'
I could almost believe that this guy did this in palyfulness except he cried….wtf? LIVINGSTON, Mont. – The principal of Park High School returned to school Tuesday after a six-day…
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Blue-eyed men prefer blue-eyed women: researchers
This reminds me of that famous study where a teacher seperated children by eye color. It ended up a few days short of Lord of the Flies. cd OSLO (Reuters)…
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Space enthusiasts compete at X Prize Cup
LAS CRUCES, N.M. – Fresh off a trip to the international space station last month, entrepreneur Anousheh Ansari dropped by a New Mexico airport on Saturday and liked what she…
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Wife catches Husband screwing his Pitbull
TACOMA, Wash. – A man accused of having sex with the family dog has been charged under the state’s new animal cruelty law, which makes bestiality a felony, a prosecutor…
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Michael says marijuana keeps him `sane' –
LONDON – George Michael praised marijuana and apparently smoked a joint during a recently taped television interview, prompting criticism from anti-drug campaigners Friday. British television network ITV said the singer…
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Shocking News from My Postman
When I dropped by the post office a few hours ago, I was only expecting to drop some books in the mail, instead, my friendly neighborhood postman filled my ears…
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Attack of the Stingrays
LIGHTHOUSE POINT, Fla. – An 81-year-old boater was in critical condition Thursday after a stingray flopped onto his boat and stabbed him, leaving a foot-long barb in his chest, authorities…
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Scientists create cloak of invisibility
Scientists are boldly going where only fiction has gone before — to develop a Cloak of Invisibility. It isn’t quite ready to hide a Romulan space ship from Capt. James…
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Poking Holes in a Picasso….
I like it. Let’s all poke holes in the sacred cows of the art world, the political world, and the rest of it. A reader sent me a nasty message…
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Gay congressman's spouse denied benefits
BOSTON – Former Rep. Gerry Studds, the first openly gay member of Congress, was married to another man in Massachusetts at the time of his death, but the federal government…
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Funny Morph of the Bushplug into Tom Cruise Plug…
Our Bushplug is everywhere these days (not just you know where) For the real Bushplug, just click on Bushplug on this page or type in www.bushplug.com We love this kind…
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Drunk Norwegian breaks into prison
OSLO, Norway – In a different kind of jail break, a very drunk young man surprised prison guards by breaking into their northern Norway jail. “You might say we were…
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U.S. Nuclear Envoy on North Korea 'Not Very Helpful'
SEOUL, South Korea – North Korea said Tuesday it considered U.N. sanctions aimed at punishing the country for its nuclear test “a declaration of war,” as Japan and South Korea…
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Birds do it…bees do it….
OSLO (Reuters) – The birds and the bees may be gay, according to the world’s first museum exhibition about homosexuality among animals. With documentation of gay or lesbian behaviour among…
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Earthquake 6.5 Shakes Islands; Knocks Out Power
It was a strange way to wake up on a Sunday morning, but at least it wasn’t the Japanese attacking. We woke to a minor shake that turned into a…
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U.S. wasted chance to improve the world: Gorbachev
BERLIN (Reuters) – Former Soviet President Mikhail Gorbachev, who played a key role in ending the Cold War, said the United States had squandered an opportunity to improve global politics…
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