Author: CD Damitio
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Ivory Coast toxic waste in France
Here’s an UPDATE on the toxic sludge dumped in Ivory Coast back in August. When it proved too costly for a ship run by the Dutch company Trafigura to dispose…
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Psychic led U.S. to Saddam….
HERZLIYA, Israel (Reuters) – Did a clairvoyant help U.S. commandos ferret Saddam Hussein out of his hiding place in Iraq three years ago? Israeli-born celebrity psychic Uri Geller, best known…
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Obnoxious, drunkard uncle for hire
LONDON (Reuters) – If your romantic fancy leans toward serial embezzlers, self-harming flautists or beardy physicists known as Naughty Lola then you should advertise for a mate in Europe’s biggest-selling…
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Officer claims wife put pot in meatballs
I wonder if this excuse would work for anyone else? cd NEW YORK – A detective suspended after testing positive for drugs says his wife served him meatballs spiked with…
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Public Masturbator Concealing Awl in Ass
Just in time for the weekend…never mind the politics…lets focus on people hiding things in their bung…a better story might have been if he had the Bush Butt Plug! It…
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Does God use Ebay?
Touching and sort of special…especially when you read the last line. Here is the spoiler…the guy that found the letters is putting them up for auction on Ebay. Of course,…
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Euro bills in Germany mysteriously disintegrating
You can be sure that the Unabomber is sitting in his cell smiling right now. This is an ingenius way to attack the structures of civilization he hates. The article…
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Eating out may encourage bingeing
I’ve noticed this with my ‘eating out’ habits too. Once I get a taste, my mouth doesn’t want to stop. I remember hearing once that African Americans don’t enjoy ‘eating…
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Police arrest 10,733 fugitives in U.S.-led sweep
Okay, the part I am trying to understand here is why there were over 10,000 fugitives that needed to be rounded up in the first place and that could be…
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Man gets 60 days for lewd photos on cars – Maybe they deserved it….
I know…it sounds strange but I guess I should explain my line of reasoning. Four days a week, I ride my bike to the University of Hawaii where I am…
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The New Tower of Babel
While I am neither Christian, Muslim, or Jew- I have always appreciated and enjoyed many of the stories of the Old Testament. One that has always held many layers of…
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The Real Batman? or is it Captain Americus?
AMERICUS, Ga. – So many bats have infested the town’s historic district that the sky turns black with each sunset and the neighborhood is calling on Batman to come to…
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Something for my Mom to think about….
My Mom is a very sweet woman, but she used to embarras the fuck out of us by hugging strangers. She would hug old people in the grocery store, on…
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Don't Arrest Him, Hire Him!!!!
He obviously wants to be a bus driver. Get this kid in the program! cd FERN PARK, Fla. – A 15-year-old boy stole a bus, drove it along a public…
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U.S. Jobs Shape Condoms’ Role in Foreign Aid – New York Times
Great NYT article on the big business of foreign aid. EUFAULA, Alabama — Here in this courtly, antebellum town, Alabama’s condom production has survived an onslaught of Asian competition, thanks…
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Boing Boing: Bush legalizes martial law — what Constitution?
This was on Boing Boing this morning. Scary. Never mind Halloween, this is really scary! cd Boing Boing: Bush legalizes martial law — what Constitution? Bush legalizes martial law —…
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Housing Bubble Bursts….Market is Flooded
It seems that the housing bubble has finally burst. This may just be the first leak. Are you going to be a dutch boy with his finger in the dyke?…
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Trouble On The Horizon For Faking Pentecostals?
A “Tower of Babel” device that gives the illusion of being bilingual is being developed by US scientists. Users simply have to silently mouth a word in their own language…
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Could "RDB Phenomenon" occur in US?
The Chairman and I had the good fortune to attend a screening of Rang de Basanti last evening at the Honolulu International Film Festival. Rang de Basanti (Hindi for ‘color…
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Hospitals Try Free Basic Care for Uninsured – New York Times
About time! It isn’t rocket science that an investment in preventitive care saves millions of healthcare dollars down the road, but getting ANYONE anywhere to budget money for something…
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Montana principal returns after 'wedgie'
I could almost believe that this guy did this in palyfulness except he cried….wtf? LIVINGSTON, Mont. – The principal of Park High School returned to school Tuesday after a six-day…
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Blue-eyed men prefer blue-eyed women: researchers
This reminds me of that famous study where a teacher seperated children by eye color. It ended up a few days short of Lord of the Flies. cd OSLO (Reuters)…
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Space enthusiasts compete at X Prize Cup
LAS CRUCES, N.M. – Fresh off a trip to the international space station last month, entrepreneur Anousheh Ansari dropped by a New Mexico airport on Saturday and liked what she…
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Wife catches Husband screwing his Pitbull
TACOMA, Wash. – A man accused of having sex with the family dog has been charged under the state’s new animal cruelty law, which makes bestiality a felony, a prosecutor…
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Michael says marijuana keeps him `sane' –
LONDON – George Michael praised marijuana and apparently smoked a joint during a recently taped television interview, prompting criticism from anti-drug campaigners Friday. British television network ITV said the singer…
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