I don’t like to think about 50-year old chicken, but they are just such a darn cute couple that I had to post this. Wonder what he is going to do for Valentine’s Day? A man celebrated his golden wedding anniversary by eating a 50-year-old tin of chicken. Les and Beryl Lailey, of Denton, Gtr…
Author: CD
A Eulogy for King, a Scolding for Bush
Sounds like a most uncomfortable occasion for Mr. B***. One can only hope that he appreciated the opportunity to hear what people really think of him, rather than being surrounded by a pre-screened crowd of yes-people. I’m sorry that Mrs. King is dead, but what a wonderful and unique opportunity to force our leader to…
Old Postcards and Vintage Postcards
Okay folks, got a few minutes to burn? Check out this website that has strange old postcards. Not just animals smoking, but also angels, art nouveau, lawn bowling, freaks, giants, Judaic, and women in sports…… cd Old Postcards and Vintage Postcards at Oldpostcards.com
Scientists Find 'Lost World' in Indonesia
For a cynical fukr like me, a story like this simply lights up my soul. Imagine…there are still places in the world that haven’t been spoiled…there are still places where no human foot has tread…hard to believe….but true. Thankfully. cd JAKARTA, Indonesia – Soon after scientists landed by helicopter in the mist-shrouded mountains of one…
Airports' bountiful booty – Yahoo! News
Incredible Fukn.us readers may remember when Mink Hippie posted the links to some TSA ebay auctions last year…here is the mainstream press, finally catching on…. cd Here are links to some current NTSA EBAY auctions… It’s a little-noticed legacy of post-9/11 airport security procedures: the brisk commerce spawned by the buying, selling and disposal of…
Paris Hilton ordered to stay away from L.A. man –
Listen up Paris….I’ll do the same if you don’t stop harrassing me! cd LOS ANGELES (Reuters) – A judge on Tuesday ordered Paris Hilton to stay away from a Los Angeles party planner who accused the celebrity heiress of bombarding him with angry phone calls, shoving him and threatening his life. Brian Quintana won a…
Soccer Ball Contacts
These just look cool. I want some. cd German optician Stephanie Berndt wears a soccer ball contact lens in Munich February 6, 2006. A set of ‘Magic Lens’ contact lenses with images of one soccer ball and a German flag cost 45 euros (54 U.S. Dollars). REUTERS/Michaela Rehle
Iran daily holds contest for Holocaust cartoons
I had no idea the Iranians had such a great sense of humour. Offensive or not, this is a great way to make their point, much better than having outraged Afghans die in protests…. cd TEHRAN (Reuters) – Iran’s best-selling newspaper has launched a competition to find the best cartoon about the Holocaust in retaliation…
Stones' Super Bowl songs censored
Oh, please. They censored “cocks”?!? Six words after “rooster”? Next we’ll have proposed legislation against double entendre. It would be fun to watch Bush try to pronounce entendre. (Hehe – I said “bush” – hehehe.) The Rolling Stones were censored during their halftime performance at the Super Bowl XL in Detroit on Sunday. TV censors…
2005 Stella Awards
Here they are folks….the TRUE stella awards….enjoy…. cd The TRUE Stella Awards — 2005 Winners by Randy Cassingham Issued 31 January 2006 Unlike the FAKE cases that have been highly circulated online for the last several years (see http://www.StellaAwards.com/bogus.html for details), the following cases have been researched from public sources and are confirmed TRUE by…