Since the chairmans been gone, I have really slid. Next post will be a real news item that has serious implications. BernestDog thong flatulence gas odor smell
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This is obviously a new site and small to prove it. But its trying to point out strange and gross things, which is not that novel but always enjoyable. Ok. This is the warning that if you click this link, you most likely will find it OFFENSIVE. Or maybe not…. Bernest population paste
SPERMAMAX – improve sperm quantity and quality!
Yes indeed-e-do, You’ve been looking , hoping and praying for ways to shoot sperm like a waterbuffalo. Look no further. Voila…..Spermamax. Wow. Thank God. Wonder if it caused that thinning porn star hair? Whats next? A pill to make you shit like an elephant? Bernest SPERMAMAX – improve sperm quantity and quality!
Red Button
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78-year-old woman asked to enlist
I guess the military is getting desparate!! Santa Clarita Woman, 78, Asked To Enlist As Marine (AP) SAUGUS, Calif. Sonia Goldstein was flattered by the nice recruiting letter asking her to consider becoming one of “the few, the proud.” But at age 78, she thinks she may be just a little old to enlist in…
About the Viagra….
I dunno which of you spam masters keep sending yours truly the penile levitating offers to my e-mail but let it be known that Bernest Ernstein at the age of 68 is still a hell of a stickman. Ladies? Which leads me to a question. Have ANY of you every purchased something which was offered…
Knots on the Web (Peter Suber)
I find this to be the absolute finest in everything knots. Why would you want this you may ask? Are knots boring? I think not. Explore and behold. I guarantee you’ll be tying something up, tying something to something else or slipping something around your neck within 15 minutes. Bernest Knots on the Web (Peter…
Nigeria to transfer Taylor to Liberia – Yahoo! News
In doing a quick scan of the news before Mink Hippie and I catch our flight, I came across this story. I’m sure she would want Incredible Fukn.us readers to know this latest development in West African politics. On a related note, we caught Ellen Johnson-Sirleaf on C-Span the other night. She is a great…
Strange Weather System Clouds Parts Of Hawaii – Yahoo! News
The weather really has been bizarre lately. There was a big waterspout off of Kaneohe a few days ago. Today there was the tornado. The bizarre mystery winds that blew down poles in Waianae a few weeks ago. And yes, the rain just continues…nearly two months and the wettest winter since 1907. Just so you…
Santorum funneled earmarks, charity money to Philly faith-based group accused of political activity
. I can’t think of Rick Santorum without remembering the use that Dan Savage suggested for the word “santorum…” A faith-based Philadelphia group at the center of a flap over whether tax-exempt religious groups are aiding the re-election campaign of U.S. Sen Rick Santorum has won more than $250,000 in federal grant money pushed for…