I realize that things have been fairly slow lately here at Incredible Fukn.us  All I can say is that Bambi is getting married, Bernest is in some sort of legal dispute with Sony Motion Pictures, and Mink Hippie and I are just cruising along in our beat up jalopy and enjoying the summer sun….
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Art gallery loses its head, displays plinth
This story is hot off the wires and I haven’t yet heard about what the critics were saying about the fabulous slab of stone…we can imagine it was something like “This piece is marvelous in its simplicity…complex for all of the modern issues which it represents…” Mink Hippie asks “How did they discover the error?…
Sometimes it's worth it to get naked…
I am reminded of the days when I used to be naked a lot more. Oh the joys of youth. Of course the strangest part of this whole thing is the 28 year old with the gun, why was he so freaked out by a naked man? Why did he shoot? Is nudity so powerful…
The Worlds Largest Picture
This is pretty cool….Click on the link and check out the photo slideshow….cd  Link A remarkable photographic project that will create the worldâs largest camera to produce the worldâs largest photograph. The Guinness Book of Records has confirmed that the giant camera and 25â x 100â photograph warrants consideration as a new world record…
hmmm…why are there billions of Chinese?
maybe this has something to do with it…. cd Qiao Yubo, who is pregnant with at least five babies, walks with her husband, right, in Songyuan, in China’s northeast Jilin province, Sunday, June 11, 2006. Qiao, who is 1.67-meters tall, has a waistline measurement of 1.75 meters, five months into her pregnancy. Qiao’s excessive bulk…
FEMA funds spent on divorce, sex change
Why didn’t I get in on this? If a hurricane hits Hawai’i, I am going to get a round the world vacation and a new car. I’ve got my fingers crossed… cd The government doled out as much as $1.4 billion in bogus assistance to victims of Hurricanes Katrina and Rita, getting hoodwinked to pay…
The Circus Left Her Behind
I love this piece by Ryan Dionne (rdionne@thespectrum.com) I do however, think this story needs further investigation…Why was the woman in the cart? Why did the circus leave her behind? What was her job in the circus? We need answers… (Mink Hippie asks just how long ago the circus left her behind…was it 1980?) If…
Nude cyclists peel off around Spanish cities
This reminds me of last years Burning Man Festival where I participated in a nude bike ride and Mink Hippie wore nothing but some body paint in the Critical Tits ride. It was great to ride around with hundreds of other naked people. It makes me think that there should be some sort of National…
'Lost' robbery part of alleged crime spree
“Sawyer” on Lost was held at gunpoint in his Hawaii Kai home last October. The suspect was indicted yesterday. What strikes me about the description of his crimes is how many of the victims were injured or shot at while trying to hold their doors shut. I guess people still open their doors for random…
Sierra Leone's forgotten 'bush wives'
Here’s another Sierra Leone story that is a real bummer. The extent of the devastation caused by war there is hard to comprehend. Everyone you meet in Sierra Leone has a story to tell you about how the war affected them, or their family, and of the struggle to make a living and gain any…