eBay: Austin Powers Fembot Movie Prop Dummy Original COA! (item 230032560070 end time Oct-01-06 19:00:00 PDT) You are looking at a movie prop original. The Fembot of Vanessa Kensington from the motion picture, Austin Powers 2, “The Spy Who Shagged Me”. This silicon puppet weighs approximately 30lbs and is the original that was used in…
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TuckerMax signs second book deal
It pays to be an asshole. Just ask Dick Cheney. cd TuckerMax.com: “Assholes Finish First” deal is officially announced “Assholes Finish First” deal is officially announced Here is the Publishers Weekly announcement (it’s a little down the page). So that’s the official news, here is what they are not telling you: The advance for Assholes…
Fleshbot: Pure Filth
I realize we have been spending a little less time posting lately. It’s one of those strange life surges that strikes us all at once. With any luck, you have been busy too and haven’t noticed until now. As a way of apologizing, I will do a little power blogging amongst some of my favorite…
King of the Chatbots
When I chatted with George I figured out his calendar was off by a year and a few days–he thought it was September 22, 2005, and that it was ok since he was in England. He may not know what day or year it is, but he had no trouble diagnosing a challenge to his…
Yankee stay home: Pyongyang Film Festival
Kim Jong Il has apparently been a very busy dictator… cd Yankee stay home: Pyongyang Film Festival The winners of the Pyongyang Film Festival feature film competition: Best Film: “Napola” (dir. Dennis Gansel, Germany) Best Director: Stephane Brize (“Not Here To Be Loved,” France) Best Script:Michael Haneke (“Hidden,” France-Austria-Germany-Italy) Best Photography: Santosh Sivan (“Meenaxi: Tale…
BBC NEWS | Americas | Iraq war fuels terror – US report
Thanks Buttplug! You’ve made the world fertile for terror! You have become an uncomfortable pain in the ass for everyone…. cd (click on ‘bush butt plug’ above to see our exclusive tribute to ‘w’) BBC NEWS | Americas | Iraq war fuels terror – US report The Iraq conflict has become a “cause celebre” for…
Letters from Iraq #14 and #15
Here are the latest letters from a U.S. soldier in Iraq, David. #14 IRAQ Hello friends, how are you doing, first, thank you for the kind letters. I deeply appreciate them and only wish I could write back individually to each one. I am half way out of my depression. I would say waist deep….
George W. Bush Buttplug from www.fukn.us
Because he wants to find out as much about you as possible and to get inside your most personal business, we figured we would offer you the opportunity to show him where the sun don’t shine. I’ve had our skilled craftsmen in the secret Fukn.us labs create the “George W. Bush Buttplug” Bush Plug This…
U.S. eases ban on air travelers carrying liquids
It’s about time. Of course, the screeners are all paid minimum wage and grossly inefficient anyway. Mink and I flew to Kona over the weekend and she got through security with a razor, gel deodorant, sunblock, and bug spray. They even searched her bag once…. cd WASHINGTON (Reuters) – The United States said on Monday…
Light news day…heavy on the Animal stories…
I’m surprised PETA wasn’t making a stink about this gathering… cd NORTH RIDGEVILLE, Ohio – People from as far away New Mexico and the Netherlands were in northern Ohio over the weekend, getting up close and personal with skunks. Skunk owner Jeri Lynn Poling says others may not understand, but skunks make great pets and…