These guys are planning ahead. Maybe even Bernest will hear it. 2051 space oddity: TV station aims at an alien audience Derek Scally in Berlin Eurotrash goes intergalactic tonight when two naked television presenters host the first programme conceived for aliens and broadcast to a star located in the Big Dipper, 45 light years away….
Author: CD
Where is Bernest?
A letter I recieved this morning has freaked me out. As you all know, there are sometimes long periods of time when our regular bloggers aren’t in the mood to post. Bernest Ernstein, our sex loving senior citizen blogger has been known to disappear for months at a time on trips to remote locations in…
Kuliouou Ridge Trail
We must have picked the hottest day of the year to do this relatively safe and rewarding hike. Expect a workout, but just about anyone can do it as evidenced by the hordes of people we encountered on the way up and then back down. This is one of East Oahu’s more popular hikes so…
Cashore Marionettes
We were able to catch this show at Windward Community College. It was the first time the Cashore Marionettes had come to Hawaii. The show was moving, emotional, entertaining, and slightly creepy. The realistic movement of the puppets was mind boggling. My favorite was an old man who is seeking truth through meditation, Mink liked…
Madonna adopts Baby Malawi Boy
While I think that this is a very cool trend (celebrities adopting children from poor countries) there is something disturbing about it. Who will be the next to do it? Will it be Brittany and Kfed? Will it be Jennifer Aniston? Will it be Beyonce? Will it be Shaq? Time will reveal all. cd LILONGWE (Reuters) –…
Helping America's Poor not Freeze to Death
You might think that it would be an American program that is helping the poor and elderly to get cheap heating oil this coming winter. You might justifiably expect that it is a program designed by the leadership of this country to help our people. You would be wrong. cd Citgo Petroleum, backed by Venezuelan…
Man recites pi to 100,000 places
My initial response to this is Wow! My secondary response is How? My final response is Why? cd TOKYO – A Japanese mental health counselor recited pi to 100,000 decimal places from memory on Wednesday, setting what he claims to be a new world record. Akira Haraguchi, 60, needed more than 16 hours to recite…
Drink called Cocaine has Mayor of NY pissed
In the words of Rick James…”Cocaine, it’s a hell of a drug…” NEW YORK (Reuters) – A canned energy drink called “Cocaine” being sold in New York grocery stores has infuriated the city’s mayor who says its brand name celebrates the use of a dangerous drug. “I think that the bottlers ought to have their…
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Bishops ask McDonald's to up pay
This is at least the second time recently that the church has done something I applaud. If they aren’t careful, I might change my opinion about organized religion. The US Conference of Catholic Bishops has become the latest religious group to call on McDonald’s to push for its tomato suppliers to pay higher wages. With…