UPDATE NOV 7: Okay, things seem to be happening. I am holding a lot of information back until things are actually settled. Suffice to say that this has been frustrating at times, but a lot of fun too. Hopefully, I will soon be able to fill you in on all the details. The good, the…
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Psychic led U.S. to Saddam….
HERZLIYA, Israel (Reuters) – Did a clairvoyant help U.S. commandos ferret Saddam Hussein out of his hiding place in Iraq three years ago? Israeli-born celebrity psychic Uri Geller, best known for his spoon-bending antics, says the power of the paranormal led U.S. troops to the fugitive Iraqi ex-dictator. “You remember when they found Saddam Hussein…
Obnoxious, drunkard uncle for hire
LONDON (Reuters) – If your romantic fancy leans toward serial embezzlers, self-harming flautists or beardy physicists known as Naughty Lola then you should advertise for a mate in Europe’s biggest-selling literary review magazine. The venerable London Review of Books has published a compendium of the weirdest and funniest advertisements from the eccentric readers who write…
New weapon in battle of the bulge… – Yahoo! News
Thanks, Terry. New weapon in battle of the bulge… – Yahoo! News SYDNEY, Nov 2 (Reuters Life!) – Size really does count, just ask Australian underwear maker AussieBum which has just launched the “Wonderjock” for men who want to look bigger. ADVERTISEMENTSince the launch seven days ago, AussieBum says it has sold 50,000 pairs of…
Cats That Look Like Hitler (just what it sounds like)
Does your cat look like Adolf Hitler? Do you wake up in a cold sweat every night wondering if he’s going to up and invade Poland? Does he keep putting his right paw in the air while making a noise that sounds suspiciously like “Sieg Miaow”? If so, this is the website for you. http://www.catsthatlooklikehitler.com/
No Surprise- Doogie Howser is Gay
LOS ANGELES – Neil Patrick Harris is gay and wants to quell any rumors to the contrary. “(I) am quite proud to say that I am a very content gay man living my life to the fullest,” Harris tells People magazine’s Web site. The 33-year-old actor said he was motivated to disclose his sexuality because…
Officer claims wife put pot in meatballs
I wonder if this excuse would work for anyone else? cd NEW YORK – A detective suspended after testing positive for drugs says his wife served him meatballs spiked with marijuana because she wanted to keep him out of harm’s way by forcing him into retirement. An administrative judge believed him, and recommended this week…
Public Masturbator Concealing Awl in Ass
Just in time for the weekend…never mind the politics…lets focus on people hiding things in their bung…a better story might have been if he had the Bush Butt Plug! It probably would have felt better. cd EL CERRITO, Calif. – A naked man was arrested on suspicion of carrying a concealed weapon after telling police…
Selling My Domain Names including Fukn.us!!!
Everything is for sale except Chrisdamitio.com You probably can’t afford fukn.us but have a look at the others at http://www.chrisdamitio.com/domains.htm And if you can afford Fukn.us and want to buy it…just click on the buy now button and it is yours. cd
Does God use Ebay?
Touching and sort of special…especially when you read the last line. Here is the spoiler…the guy that found the letters is putting them up for auction on Ebay. Of course, since he is the guy that the letters ended up going to, maybe this explains the state of the world….God just might be a trash…