I’d like to offer a few other time honored words of advice that might help make your life better “Don’t worry about it” “Go With the Flow” “Everything Happens for a Reason” “Chill” and finally “if you hate your job, quit” cd The longstanding advice to “sit up straight” has been turned on its head…
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The word of the year? You be the decider!
Personally…I would like to see fukn win or maybe shanananapocalypse….. cd Will “landslide” win by a landslide? Will “sectarian,” “vendetta” or “decider” be named 2006’s word of the year? Merriam-Webster Inc., publisher of a leading U.S. dictionary, is asking visitors to its Web site — http://www.merriam-webster.com/info/06words.htm — to pick the “one single word that sums…
Brewzer for a Booser
Not sure what to get your drunken Uncle Larry for Christmas? Get him this…. cd BrewZer Lager, Gadgets Boys Stuff Big Boys Toys, Gifts For Birthday, New Gadgets, Weird Ideas, gifts for men, Mens Gifts & Mens Toys The BrewZer is a mini micro-brewery with a compact and revolutionary design. Unbelievably simple to use, you…
Missing woman found dead behind bookcase
If I were leading this investigation, I would start looking for Professor Plum and Colonel Green in the Study… cd NEW PORT RICHEY, Fla. – A woman’s body was found wedged upside-down behind a bookcase in the home she shared with relatives who had spent nearly two weeks looking for her. A spokesman for the…
Science a la Joe Camel – washingtonpost.com
I actually thought that the influence of corporations in the classroom was decreasing. Silly me. At hundreds of screenings this year of “An Inconvenient Truth,” the first thing many viewers said after the lights came up was that every student in every school in the United States needed to see this movie. The producers of…
Congratulations American Shoppers…you suck.
Just in case the rest of the world didn’t think we were a bunch of greedy, materialistic, pieces of shit…American consumers and retailers are upping the level of disgusting behavior…. cd Attention, Holiday Shoppers: We Have Fisticuffs in Aisle 2 – New York Times Customers behaved badly across the country yesterday, but the mayhem can…
Turkeys try to catch train out of N.J.
Happy Thanksgiving! cd p> RAMSEY, N.J. – Some wild turkeys, it appears, were trying to get out of New Jersey before Thanksgiving Day. A spokesman for the NJ Transit said train officials reported a dozen or so wild turkeys waiting on a station platform in Ramsey, about 20 miles northwest of New York City, on…
Idaho's Midnight Zamboni Parade
BOISE, Idaho – Two employees of the city’s ice skating rink have been fired for making a midnight fast-food run in a pair of Zambonis. An anonymous tipster reported seeing the two big ice-resurfacing machines chug through a Burger King drive-through and return to the rink around 12:30 a.m. on Nov. 10. The squat, rubber-tired…
Motorcycle Officer Critically Injured In Motorcade Crash
You may remember that a black magician in Indonesia recently put a curse on Bush…this is just the beginning… cd Three Honolulu police motorcycles in President George W. Bush’s motorcade were involved in an accident on Tuesday morning at Hickam Air Force Base. A 30-year-old officer’s condition has worsened. He was last reported in critical…
What's wrong with this picture?
This really does sum it all up. One example of many. (Thanks Marsha!) cd Marsha J. O’Brien Hmmmm. What’s Wrong with this Picture? You decide. November 21st, 2006 by Marsha J. O’Brien Do you think the almighty dollar is used effectively here in the USA? You be the judge. Here are a few of the…