This is the beginning of a new weekly feature at TerrorSuspect.com . Each weekend, I will select a Terror Suspect of the Week. Send your nominations to chris@terrorsuspect.com Congratulations to Bokito. He terrorized families, smashed tables, crossed an uncrossable moat, and in general behaved like an escaped gorilla. cd AMSTERDAM, Netherlands — A 400-pound gorilla…
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Billy Bragg Turns His Hand at Writing
I remember when I was working in London, my friend Dan and I went to check out Billy Bragg at a cafe. Awesome. I’d always been a fan and was totally stoked to have the chance to go. If you are in the neighborhood, don’t miss this show. cd Interview by Ian Ray Billy Bragg,…
To Everyone Affected By Various Bush Wars:
To Everyone Affected By Various Bush Wars: After due consideration and negotiation, we the undersigned, have decided that the administration of George W. Bush has been responsible for enough death, suffering, and warfare. We have recognized (and barely in the nick of time) that the feud we have been engaging in over the rightful use…
My Asshole Deserves Better…Doesn't Yours?
Talented Engraving
Convicted forger A. Schiller was serving his time in Sing Sing prison in the late 1800s when guards found him dead in his cell. On his body they found seven regular straight pins whose heads measured the typical 47/1000ths of an inch or 1.17 millimeters in diameter. Under 500 magnification it was found that the…
X Rated Nude Carwash gets Thumbs Up from Law Enforcement
I wish I could drive to Queensland… cd CANBERRA (Reuters) – A nude car wash offering an X-rated sideshow and topless cleaning in Australia’s tropical Queensland state has been given the all-clear after police and officials said they were powerless to scrub it. The Bubbles ‘n’ Babes car wash in Brisbane prompted a flood of…
Bush Buttplug Wars (pt 4)
Okay, so check this out…our cease and desist letter made it to the guy and look what he did with it: I have to admit here, I’d be lying if I didn’t tell you I’m laughing. I mean, how upset can I actually get that someone else has created a Buttplug that looks like Dubya….
Selling my University Education
Here is the link to the auction…good luck..starting at just $0.99! Now you can know what I know (at least part of it) cd http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=150123255783 Everyone knows it is expensive to get an education. I am trying to get back a little of the cost of my education with this auction. This auction includes all…
Our Cease and Desist Response to George W. Tush (Buttplug Wars pt 3)
Our attorneys tell me that our best response to the Cease and Desist letter we received is to continue operations and send a Cease and Desist of our own. I’m still blown away by the fact that someone wants to have the Bush Buttplug market all to themselves. I didn’t think the market was really…
Arsonists yes, Terrorists? How to define E.L.F.
When do we start instituting the concentration camps for domestic use? cd EUGENE, Ore. – Their guilt isn’t in question. The six men and four women already admitted being involved in a series of arson fires that did $40 million in damage to research facilities, a ski resort and other businesses in the West. But…