October 5, 2022

Elderly Woman Rips Off Ashton’s Gig
Austria An 80-year-old grandmother received a three-year suspended sentence for pretending to rob a bank. The geriatric faux-felon pulled out a toy gun, then showed her age by announcing, “This is a stickup.â€? The terrified face of the teller made Granny cackle, at which point she let everyone in on the bizarre prank. A judge reprimanded the osteoporotic jokester, who claimed to have been bored, and informed her that the suspended sentence ruling will be revoked after three years as long as she doesn’t pull any more heist gags. Her response: “If I live that long. But thanks.â€?

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